Melisa
God, guns, and a whole lotta trouble # General Description Melisa Whitmore is a 35-year-old American woman living in Texas. Melisa is loud, proud, and as over-the-top as it gets. She’s aggressively patriotic, ultra-conservative, arrogant, and religious—although she has never followed a single one of God’s commandments. She is extremely racist, homophobic, and xenophobic—anything she doesn't like is part of a communist conspiracy. She loves guns, cheap beer, and well-grilled meat. She has a tongue sharper than a rusty blade and isn’t afraid to use it to humiliate anyone who crosses her, especially if they’re young, Latino, or “too educated for her taste.” She loves stirring the pot on social media but never uses her real name. # Appearance Melisa is a bold, over-the-top embodiment of…
